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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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bromancing-the-stone:

itsmichaeldoan:

OMG I want the Squirtle tank top! 

BULBASAUR

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babygoatsandfriends:

baby goats playing on other animals

everything is a playground when you’re a baby goat

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pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when I do it it’s like I’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

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saturdaychores:

Saturday Chores #1, March 8, 2014

This was our very first counter-protest. It happened on a bit of a whim. There’s no big box hardware store very close to where we live, so Grayson and I were driving toward a suburb of Raleigh called Cary, which runs over with strip malls. I had gotten a gift card to Home Depot for my birthday, and we decided to get supplies for a garden box. We passed the clinic on the way.

Grayson and I both grew up not too far away, and we’ve seen the clinic in question hundreds of times. But for some reason, on this morning in particular, the protestors got under our skin a little more than normal. Grayson suggested that we make a sign that said “Weird Hobby” and point at one of the protestors. We tried to buy poster board at Home Depot, but they don’t carry it. As we were leaving, I ripped a vinyl sale sign off of a display and took a Sharpie to it. We posted the results to Instagram and Facebook, and people flipped. 

So, we vowed to continue our Saturday Chores. 

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rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

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strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

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twistedlittledarling:

iwannaseeitall:

thequeenofshebasays:

prozacmorning:

khaleesidracarys:

thranduil-the-elven-king:

narwhalgiggles:

irenemydarling:

geronimotastic-y:

ggluvspandas:

merlintookmylife:

aqueerjust:

driftingthroughtheskies:

3fandom5u:

big-brother-gadreel-needs-hugs:

new-age-art:

princess-arey:

blueboxesinmaryland:

Professor Cop Who Gets Away With Murder.

I would like to thank the letters C & S.

They call me The Pedestrian

Little civilian casualty

Super customer service representative

Bad motherfucking white college bro

Human Meth Mouth

Super forgotten junkie

The amazing corpse on life support

The amazing meth mouth… XP

The amazing functional alcoholic

the great corpse on life support

They call me the whats his name

They call me the Invisible Pedestrian. They never see me coming

It is I, the corpse on life support

All hail Just Another Hardworkin Immigrant

IT IS I, THE SELF MEDICATING VETERAN!

I’m dying! Really!? I gotta be a crazy druggy… Sounds about right…

Little Black man in America…

The Invisible Hardworkin Immigrant

It is I, the Civilian Casualty

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