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mtzgtz:

asian:

went grocery shopping

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10 hours ago      39,008 notes  asian)

carryonmy-assbutt:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

fun fact: this is adorable as fuck

(Source: andrewbelami, via ca-rtersauce)

10 hours ago      535,879 notes  andrewbelami)

How to fuck heteronormativity up in less than 60 seconds

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10 hours ago      126 notes  shinka)

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

(via jawnlock-shipper)

1 day ago      128,030 notes  jaclcfrost)

soul-music-is-life:

Orlando Bloom versus Justin Bieber. One blonde to rule them all. My vote goes to Legolas.

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1 day ago      689 notes  soul-music-is-life)

In Light Of The New 50 Shades of Grey Trailer

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

E.L. James knows as much about BDSM as she would have found in a five minute Google search, which is to say that she knows precisely jack shit.

50 Shades of Grey does not depict a realistic kinky relationship, nor does it depict a healthy relationship of either the kinky or vanilla variety.

It is a Twilight fanfic, and has all the elements of Edward and Bella’s abusive relationship with kink added for extra flavor. Just as Edward and Bella are not a healthy or realistic couple, neither are Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele.

Christian Grey is an abuser who manipulates a young woman with zero knowledge of BDSM into a relationship with him. He knows she is ignorant of what a healthy BDSM relationship looks like, and uses this to:

  • ignore and override her attempts at negotiation,
  • play without a safeword (since she doesn’t know that they exist),
  • create a false dichotomy of “either we’re kinky my way or we just don’t have sex at all,”
  • threaten and stalk her,
  • rape her,
  • prevent her from discussing her relationship with anyone other than him,
  • and control aspects of her personal life, including what car she drives, what medications she takes, and how she spends her free time.

This is not BDSM. This is not sexy. This is abuse.

Using 50 Shades as your basis for how a kinky relationship works (for critical or practical purposes) is like treating Titanic: The Legend Goes On as a historical documentary. Don’t do it.

—BB

1 day ago      8,279 notes  fuckyeahsexpositivity)

mtv:

lotsalipstick:

blackalleykat:

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg

I can’t stop laughing. their faces, tho!!!

omg

1 day ago      231,158 notes  toocooltobehipster)

willowfae82:

Reason 2847958472 why I LOVE Jon Stewart.

(Source: mercuryjones, via just-a-detective-in-a-trenchcoat)

1 day ago      158,295 notes  mercuryjones)

fit-and-skinny-kate:

legalclouds:

I’m going to keep rebloging this until I GET IT DEEP INSIDE IN MY HEAD.

This is the advice I’m bringing with me when I go back to school

(Source: greyswisdom)

1 day ago      17,487 notes  greyswisdom)

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

I love Gordon Ramsey cause he’s honest. If you can cook, he’ll say why it’s good and how to improve, if you can’t cook he’ll show you how, if you say you can cook and you can’t he’ll teach you not to be a fucking liar.

I’m not crying I swear. 

(Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill, via just-a-detective-in-a-trenchcoat)

1 day ago      440,316 notes  yourmanwontdancebutiwill)